HI, I’M DAN, and I’m a gearhead…Hi, Dan…. So, I haven’t bought a classic car in nine years…Whoo hoo, keep coming back!… but lately I’ve been thinking I could handle it again. Uncomfortable silence…I know, I know! I don’t have the time, the money, the tools, even a garage or driveway. I mean, I’d be swapping out brake pads and gearboxes in the street. Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt. If you were able to restore one beloved car from your past, what would it be? Join the conversation below. And, well, this part is hard to talk about: At night, when the wife and kids are asleep… I look at online car porn. Hemmings.com, Bringatrailer.com (BaT), and even Jalopnik.com. I feel so dirty. But you wouldn’t believe all the awesome cars! When I was a kid, classic sports cars were MGs or Triumphs—cold, wet, weak ragtops possessed with corrosion from the factory. But these days the classic-car threshold (25 years or older) is dawning on what may have been the Greatest Generation of sporty mass-market autos, the 1990s. Back then, emissions regulations were minimal, turbos were maximal, and drivers stirred their own gearshifts. Excelsior. I thought I could beat this addiction on m...